A little small headed fat kid that smells like last weeks dinner

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Male Masterbation

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.

a fine ass drink. knobb creek whiskey, bourbon i might add. plus your standard cola drink. with ice if neccessary.

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Another defenition of the word noob, just evern more noob.
Used mostly when mad to flame at someone.