the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees
"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
by Melosh1246 March 01, 2009
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Victorian1: How much for your bicycle?
Vancouverite: $15.
Victorian1: Shrike - are you serious? Here. Take Knight.
Vancouverite: OK.
Victorian2: Crow. Nice swap. Grats.
Victorian1: Yea. That guy's a prop.
Vancouverite: $15.
Victorian1: Shrike - are you serious? Here. Take Knight.
Vancouverite: OK.
Victorian2: Crow. Nice swap. Grats.
Victorian1: Yea. That guy's a prop.
by anomalousvikingninja September 01, 2009
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When a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.
A Friend: What was that story you were talking about?
The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.
The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.
The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.
The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.
by TheBaker303 January 13, 2013
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A Counter-Strike Source player known for his almighty power of the banhammer, and also for his godly playing skills with all the guns in the game. Also a clutch player.
Careful of that Knight dude, he'll make a new eye socket in your head with that AWP of his, or he'll bust out his banhammer and hit your ass off of the server permanently.
by Almightyness123 April 20, 2010
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To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.
by The Wolf February 17, 2005
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The BEST, I mean BEST junior hockey team in CANADA, and the WORLD!! They achieved the title "BEST" by kicking some major ass this year, including Sidney Crosby and the Oceanic. Giving them a shut-out by the tune of 4-0, in the Memorial Cup final to be named 2005 Champions!!
Guy 1: Wanna go to a Knights game tonight?
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!
by Knighter August 24, 2005
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When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"
When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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