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any woman who heads to a party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five or more cups of jungle juice, and possibly walks back to a boy's room with him; may or may not want sex regardless of said actions
"I got to bang Melissa last night after her 5th cup of jungle juice."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."
"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."
"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."
"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."
"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."
by stellarville April 07, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018