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A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.
*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES
by GrazerMagic April 19, 2011
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A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.
by Intelligence001 September 03, 2016
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the shorter way of saying on your knees (telling someone to get down on their knees and suck your dick)
said like this: knees bitch! now!
by Dirty Ed April 07, 2005
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It's when you're dancing with a girl, you take your knee and rub it against her crotch/vagina.
That girl couldn't dance, so I gave her the knee.
by Jan+JR July 20, 2009
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Where a girl is only hot enough to give you head. nothing more.
Lewis: Ahhhh mate, check that bird out at the bar
Sammy: Shes pretty Knees mate
Groom: Yup, Knees
Paul: Knees, Knees
Dave: What? Nahh, she'll turn me down
by Paul Halliday January 20, 2008
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