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girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.
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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.
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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.
by HannahxBanana May 20, 2006
Jun 29 Word of the Day
"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004
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it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
by cool guy11111 April 08, 2010
3
yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.
knee pads on a first date is HORNY!
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.
knee pads on a first date is HORNY!
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
5
kneepads - An item that a local...who couldn't trade their way out of a paper bag when there was tons of paper and seats were 20K per month....puts on each knee in front of a paper broker so that he buys or sells something 1 or 2 cents BELOW or ABOVE the MARKET PRICE.
NOT A TICK or TWO !!
NOT A TICK or TWO !!
Look at PABLO the local.He just slide on 2 kneepads in front of that paper broker and made 5 G's on the opening !
Now all he need is a KLEENEX to wipe the mess off his chin !
Now all he need is a KLEENEX to wipe the mess off his chin !
by NOPADS February 23, 2008