Urban Dictionary: kms

Kms is used in a joking way and is not meant to be taken seriously.

"This is so embarrassing I just wanna kms."

by ihatemymomanddad March 05, 2021

"Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"

by #LuigiSimp August 05, 2021

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kms also stands for katching my sleep

person: ugh im so tired

maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys

person: ugh im so tired is should kms

by johnnytest2292 March 02, 2021

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another way of saying your mad; annoyed.

me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe

by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

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KMS

An acronym meaning Kind Mare Spirits, which are a concept related to snowpitys.

Person 1: What do you think about KMS?
Person 2: I love them!

by Mareschizo August 31, 2021

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Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.

Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.

Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?

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what i want to do on a daily basis

the test was so hard i wanted to kms

by lover boy 67 September 27, 2020

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