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"If I see her face one more time I am going to kms"
by ghjkdgdkfj December 09, 2007
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May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Use in a joking manner as kill my self you mainly see it over text when someone has messed up or said something wrong
Person: I'll just go KMS

Me: I'll join

Person:see you in hell
by Phancan April 21, 2017
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Bianca: I wanna fucking kms
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
AMi:wtf
commit die
by binac March 28, 2019
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Engineering acronym for "kilometers per second".

Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.

Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".
Joel: I have to pay for hall, I am gonna kms

Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected
by QueerKutta May 14, 2020
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Slang for "kill myself," usually used in a funny or sarcastic way.
OMG did you see that post?! I'm literally going to kms!
by Sexy poopie stinky fart April 01, 2016
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