1)kick my ass
2)kiss my ass

also lakmao
(laugh and kiss my ass off)
(laugh and kick my ass off)
1) come'on, just do it, come and kma off
2) oh kma!!
by maddi_rules April 25, 2006
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Bobby- ugh I am not in the mood for math.

Teacher- KMA, I don't give a damn what you want.
by KLynne February 14, 2014
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KMA stands for "Kiss My Ass" - It is commonly used in the business world to refer to someone's last day of work, either due to retirement or resignation. In other words, "KMA" refers to the day you can tell the people you work for to kiss your ass, because they are no longer your problem.
Don't worry about that project.. 3 days til KMA!
by kreesta December 06, 2010
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KMA (Kiss My Ass) refers to a project or job that one does for little or no pay.
I'll get to these KMA projects after I finish my paying work.
by Maniac in a Speedo May 02, 2008
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