a wanna be salsa dancer with cheap shoes, prone to infections and incapable of parking a car in a carport, usually seen urinating in public.
" Look at that guy over there, he's such a klotz .'

I'm such a klotz , lately"
by sheliatequila February 04, 2010
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The act of banging ones hand or fist on a flat surface while laughing in a loud aggressive manner.
by bowlofgravy42 October 18, 2017
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Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.
That photographer just klotzed his roll!
by Den Daddy May 15, 2021
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Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing
(1)Dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)Dude come one, stop being such a klotz
by . March 15, 2005
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When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.
"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."
by buenosmuertos May 03, 2012
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Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
by Akimow February 13, 2005
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