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a wanna be salsa dancer with cheap shoes, prone to infections and incapable of parking a car in a carport, usually seen urinating in public.
" Look at that guy over there, he's such a klotz .'

I'm such a klotz , lately"
by sheliatequila February 04, 2010
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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