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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a Dump.
Silent Stan made frequent trips to the toilet, but never when the caretaker was there, because that caretaker likes to give Kloppins.
by Vic Akers November 23, 2014
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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