The name given to a loss of clear speech due to use/abuse of ketamine. Combines an existing loss of ability to put together a sentence with the slurring of words. Sufferers will find it very hard to "spit out" words.

Magically rhymes with "bong" and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.

Word is likely derived from the combination of 'k' and 'langue', the french word for tongue.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

A rush of fecal matter to the heart.

old African-American and southern slang for a treatment to de-kink hair, if one's hair is curly or kinky and one wants to de-kink it. Usually applied to an African-American's hair.

An AI with a mental disease (or defective)

Klong : Something that is so utterly better than something else that it obliterates it. Inspired by the sound "Klong!" of the thing that is being Klonged being crushed under a One Ton Metal Weight dropped on top of it.

Can refer to upgrades, or best of class.