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Kloi is fake ,a fraud,thats why most of the time people never barely make the perfect match/friend with kloi. She'll make you feel left out and always hang out with other people such as your sisters and your boyfriend.
I'll never be perfect as klois friend.
by Kathrin October 10, 2020
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A person who dont give a fuck. Who is ruthless in getting what they want.
Do you even kloi bruh?
That man is riding hard on them hoes. He is a kloi about his money.
by Jorrv September 20, 2017
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they’re a person who always speaks their mind in the best possible way. if you don’t see them out with their friends they will probably be found with their nose stuck in a book. it is difficult for them to catch feelings but when they do they will try their best to keep it hidden.
Benjamin: Whose that reading the book
Karen: Oh that’s just kloi
by hemanxhus May 25, 2021
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