People that do not go away when you ask them too.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.
Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.
by MEKKAKING January 03, 2022
if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons
by big_smoke October 07, 2005
A sex toy made out of glass that goes up your vag and butt at the same time. It can be heated or you can stick it in the fridge for a bit if you like it cold. If it ever breaks, you can imagine it would be no longer useful, due to sharp edges.
by omgzitsangel July 17, 2008
Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!
by Bombay_Bomber September 25, 2011
Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.
by Bill December 03, 2004
Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
by UDTaco April 28, 2010
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
by PimpWyld November 28, 2004