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klesbian

a lesbian who is also a kleptomaniac.

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.

by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

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Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

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klesbians

Plural of Keyboard Lesbian. Men who roleplay at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.

"ZOMG, the klesbians are here!"

by Kira McCallen February 09, 2008

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Klesbian

Noun:
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.

Adjective:
2. used as an insult.

J: Hey, hey! check out that chick, bro!
R: Dude, put your glasses on. That's totally a klesbian.
J: Holy shit, you're right, check out the caterpiller on her face!

by HeliosJB October 07, 2011

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klesbian

A Keyboard Lesbian is a male who roleplays at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.

"Gurl, what do you think? Lesbian or Klesbian?"

"Hmm, not sure yet... Oh Wait. Definitely Klesbian. HAHA."

by Kira McCallen February 09, 2008

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