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OMG, did you see 90% of the internet get klerck'd by that Two Towers petition?
by w3rd October 29, 2003
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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(v) to kill one's self in a dramatic and widely advertised manner.
Herschel finished updating his Livejournal with a lengthy suicide note and klercked himself.
by gyoza1138 April 15, 2009
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Look, Sally, my klerck is attacking my other turd just because of that piece of corn. It's amazing to think someone could be such a racist piece of shit.
by Richard Dean Anderson August 12, 2003
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klerck fucks sheep, while the queen mum fellates his bum, and the knights bukkake princess di's dead corpse
by Jerry Falwell January 25, 2003
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