Jim:i had a nice night last night

Mary:oh why

Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy

Mary:the we're dating

Jim:oh no we just talked

Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak