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A black person on a bike wielding a shovel
did you that klander over there.

yeah he was scary!
by dikke jongen December 04, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Klander, beschreibt eine undefinierbare Substanz von einer feuchten bis klebrigen Konsistenz, die vornehmlich in der Augen-, Nasenregion auffindbar ist.

Nicht zu verwechseln mit Knös, der etwas knusprigen Variante von Klander.
Oma du hast da ganz schön Klander im Auge!

Was ist das denn bitte für ein Klander hier?!
by Ja1n August 07, 2020
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