by jifejisn December 07, 2014
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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by jifejisn December 07, 2014
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A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.
See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
by mexican bean November 21, 2004
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David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019
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