A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
Klam is so bad at teaching maths.
by mexican bean November 21, 2004
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A clam that is racist against blacks.
"That clam is a Ku Klux Klam!"
by Shaun R. Palmer February 02, 2008
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Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
by Plufplamton December 19, 2016
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David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019
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Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
by Sairoð March 10, 2020
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