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One who looks in the mirror everyday only to see how much better looking he has gotten and finds himself having to beat the girls (older than 18) off with sicks.
Damn man, what do I have to do be like Kizzle Clizzle.
by TA and CA blow donkeys March 02, 2003
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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A handsome, yet hapless, body builder who has no game so he resorts to sexual relations with underage girls.
Poor, poor Jenny. Rumor has it, she is a victim of a Kizzle Clizzle.
by Long Haired Hippie March 02, 2003
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One who regularly engages in inopropriate relations with children under 15 years of age. A kizzle clizzle also enjoys "protein shakes".
That kizzle clizzle better recognize who runs things up in here and lay off my Kool-Aid.
by Someone Important March 02, 2003
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