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Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.
"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."
by DrCruel November 20, 2006
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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