Urban Dictionary: kitten killer

Top definition

A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.

by Atomic Dog October 14, 2004

Jun 29 Word of the Day

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"

by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004

Someone who whacks off. Everytime u masturbate, god kills a kitten. Kill those damn annoying kittens!

Justin kills 50 kittens a day because he cant get a girl

by bizi0tch.xX January 08, 2005

God kills a kitten everytime u touch yourself you kitten killer hoe.

by ez4shez February 24, 2004