A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.
I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.
by Wolfy PDX November 4, 2021
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The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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An ultimate sigma maths teacher who has infinite rizz. His forearms are beautifully defined, his jawline perfectly made, he has the true body of a sigma. The founder of "Mr Kitchen's Christmas Quiz". He is an ultimately respected being, superior to all of mankind.
That man is just as sigma as Mr Kitchen
by Insmnyc December 22, 2022
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