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Kitch originates from the a young teen rocker/emo/punk , known also as kitchen he is also seen as a defination of Kewl and Hot
i am soooooooo kitch, which would mean i am sooooo amazingly kewl
by Boris the purple turnip March 29, 2005
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1.VERB To cum, Ejaculate, shoot/blow your load, squirt, splooge, etc.

2. NOUN A cumstain, jizz stain, semen.
1. If you don't leave now im'a get a kitch on your whole fucking wardrobe.

2. "dude , is that a kitch on your jacket"
" yes "
by codycook April 29, 2009
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Compound of "killer" and "itch", referring to intense itchiness, especially genital, especially in females.

Supports use of the term, kitchener
Oh my, this kitch is driving me INSANE!
by MiltonS March 11, 2010
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Someone who thinks there bad but is a straight weapon and when pressured buy ops they flop it. Act like there a leader but in reality is a straight up sheep and is a dickhead to most people.
by Dick223 June 11, 2019
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Kids who act like little bitches. Kid+bitches = kitches
Why did my son invite a bunch of little kitches to his birthday party?
by Dianeandhannah June 24, 2017
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Shortend version of kitchen,
A nickname for someone who is wise and smart
People who are called 'Kitch' are top of the As
Hey 'Kitch' how's your day?
by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021
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Kitches are often peoples bottom bitches they survive through forging desperate half arsed friendships with the same people who call them a nonce when their backs turned their reputations are often for short adulterous relationships which by some account they enter in with ease though they have the effect of leaving the other person despising them they are characterised mainly by their large head 0.5 inch penis their paedophilic behaviour around peoples sisters and their ugly ass voice
Oh No! Dont Worry, Everyone Hates Kitch

Kitch: "What Does Your Body Want"?
by Jefflikesmeff January 03, 2021
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