Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.
"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"
by JustBreathe July 09, 2013
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Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 11, 2010
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Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.
When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"
by JTD November 09, 2006
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A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)
Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!
by F.O.O.C.H January 02, 2009
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One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger
Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!
by nerdybuns June 03, 2009
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