To be awesome in it's entirety.

Tries to fix/change/correct/maintain something and completely screws it up.

A small village in North Lincolnshire which is riddled full of old people.

Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...

Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.

Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.

Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.

A fat fuck thinking he’s cool but nothing exept a phat incest mink