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is very pale, was a swot, hates townies, lurves the matrix and keanu reeves
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by wurzel October 07, 2003
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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someone who always looks very pale, does all her homework and is a swot.

Do not be fooled by her false identity 'Kirsty Young'
kirkyturd looks pale.

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by Squeaky July 27, 2003
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Teenage girl, paler than it is possible to believe. Also goes by the name of Kirsty Young
by Igg July 15, 2003
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