Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances

Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. Always kicking your chair if you're in front of him, kicking your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience, nor any morals. He fears no one.

His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.