Similar to the Chidori, in the act of sexual intercourse while doing it from the back pull out just before ejaculation, cum into your hand, raise it above your head and say "Begone with the thunderclap". As you swing your cum soaked hand with all your might at your partner's ass, say "Kirin" with the same angst of Sasuke Uchiha and slap his/her ass making sure to make a loud clap similar to that of a thunderclap.
Sasuke used the Kirin on Sakura so loud you heard the thunderclap resound through the entire Leaf Village.
by Anima Draconis April 16, 2019
One who loves furries and has lots of smoo smoo with them. Also one who has a large obession with the male phalacies.
Person 1: Hey Zei Kirin, how are you doing today.
Zei Kirin: I am doing cocktaflicious. Would you like to stick a pencil up my anus please.
Person 1: You are a very weird person.
Zei Kirin: COOOOCCCCCK! COOOOCCCCKKKK!
Zei Kirin: I am doing cocktaflicious. Would you like to stick a pencil up my anus please.
Person 1: You are a very weird person.
Zei Kirin: COOOOCCCCCK! COOOOCCCCKKKK!
by tyme September 02, 2004
That guy is a regular zei kirin, I've never seen so much tentacle rape hentai on one hard drive before!
by Xiphas March 17, 2004
One who is overwhelmingly obsessed with male genitals and severe masturbation; serving as an ode to extreme homosexuality; dreams of Arnold Schwatzenegger naked, chained to a bed, dressed in leather, with a fetish for cheese.
by Dildo March 15, 2004
The act of having a large object (chair leg, umbrella) forcibly inserted into one's anus without lubrication. Derived from "Zei Kir", people ask "Do you want Zei Kirin' tonight?"
by Richie Head August 21, 2004
by Zei Kirin January 22, 2004

