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After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.
Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"
by simowazere September 11, 2008
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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