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The recommended footwear of any gray elven lady who "appreciates the beauty in everything" looking to pull moon elf. Also the ultimate stomping footwear, although it usually goes by its more descriptive name, "kinky thigh high leather b00ts with zips the size of France and tassels for personal pleasure."
Lothriel walks into the Tavern.

Arcadia looks at Lothriel.

Arcadia says, with a glance at her footwear, "Very nice... I bet you get the attention of all the men... and women..."
by Malix August 12, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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