by Bexar210 March 30, 2020
When a man is very dominant during sex and his subordinate scratches him to leave bloody stripes on his body
“I was banging this chick hard and she made me a bloody tiger king, I need to wash the sheets, blood is everywhere”
by Bexar210 March 30, 2020
The most extreme crazy one can be. Unless they are Tiger King Tom Cruise Crazy. Then they are bat shit crazy.
by Brandy's Dad April 16, 2020
Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
by ShadyKuns April 04, 2020