when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A turd big enough to crush a car

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach