when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger
so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage
by bigboijohns November 10, 2015
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A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.
by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011
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a large turd, usually whole and compact.
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
by Foxiferous September 14, 2006
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