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someone who is a straight badass. always has a girl that he is seeing but has many other bitches on his cock. does whatever he wants, and enjoys eating jello from a dogs butthole
by charlie's butthole April 06, 2011
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Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.
I didn't have any porn saved on my phone so I fapped to some cheesecake instead.
by atma505 October 06, 2018
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The art of not having a chin.
"Dude, look at her, she has perfected the art of kimmel"

"You suck" "Yeah, well your face is so kimmel"

"yo brah, what is up with your kimmel?"
by AlastairMichaelson May 06, 2009
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To Perform the action of telling people you're gonna kill yourself, but when in actuality, you aren't/won't:
Man I hate Stacy, she pulled a Kimmel.
by TheHandlebar August 20, 2017
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