someone who is a straight badass. always has a girl that he is seeing but has many other bitches on his cock. does whatever he wants, and enjoys eating jello from a dogs butthole
wow bro your such a kimmel!
by charlie's butthole April 06, 2011
When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
Jimmy Kimmel is a crybaby. When an adult male cries over an imaginary social injustice, that's called "kimmeling".
by Don Train March 07, 2018
When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
by just_some_guy_adding_a_word March 07, 2018
"Dude, look at her, she has perfected the art of kimmel"
"You suck" "Yeah, well your face is so kimmel"
"yo brah, what is up with your kimmel?"
"You suck" "Yeah, well your face is so kimmel"
"yo brah, what is up with your kimmel?"
by AlastairMichaelson May 06, 2009
To Perform the action of telling people you're gonna kill yourself, but when in actuality, you aren't/won't:
by TheHandlebar August 20, 2017
My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his libtardedness. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
by Ziggmanster June 13, 2020