The Dirty Kimberley

This is a rocking Gin alcohol based mixed drink.

The Dirty Kimberley <3 mixology...
In a chilled glass put in minimal chipped ice....(don't want to be watering down the dirtiness) Giggle ;-) Add two olives or more. It's always nice to roll soft balls around on your chilled tongue 😛
Giggle, where were we? Ohhh yes, the soul of the drink...
Gin....Two parts (shots) Gin. Use a Gin alcohol of your choice.

Now time to dirty that Gin up.
Cranberry juice....Three parts cranberry juice or just fill to desired level of dirtiness.

With a stiff stirring stick make some noise until that lil' Dirty Kimberley is just a beautiful shade of pinky red and enjoy :-)
Now enjoy your Dirty Kimberley as you see fit. At the Club, At Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Maybe even fireside or soaking in the hot tub. Just bottoms up and enjoy <3
The bartender introduced me to my new fav Gin drink, The Dirty Kimberley!

Fack! I was drunk on Dirty Kimberleys and had a wicked night!!

I was Dirty Kimberley'd at the bar, dam that drink goes down smooth and makes me giggle ;-)

"What will it be tonight, Ms.Kimberley?" "Make it a Dirty Kimberley, please Bartender...stiff, stirred and blushing pink"
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A very wierd young adult who has a guy in her vagina every 10 minutes flirts soy with beautiful green eyes.slag and a hoe never date one of these bitches also they have big bootys
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Interviewer: So you girls are close?
Cheryl Cole: Yeah we have such a wonderful friendship, I'll go down on Kimberley cos we are just such good mates!
Kimberley Walsh: Yeah me and Cheryl are such besties, sometimes I use my vibrator on her, just cos we are such good pals.
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Singer in British girl group Girls Aloud. Suspected lesbian, but this is entirely due to teenage boys' fantasies, and totally unfounded. Discovered on a talent show.
Which of Girls Aloud is your favorite?

Kimberley Walsh!!
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Montclair Kimberley Academy more commonly referred to as MKGay by Montclair High School students, is a pre-k through 12th-grade school in Montclair, NJ. In New Jersey MKGay is notoriously known for being obnoxious and filled with WASPY rich kids. It costs upwards of 32k a year is not hard to get into if you donate a couple mil. Nobody cares how smart you are as long as you are loaded. MKA kids are identifiable by their signature look, they can be seen in their obnoxious uniform with their "Vinyard Vines" and "Ralph Loren" and of course their "Sperrys".
James: 'Look at that MKGAY girl, Sperrys and all. Damn these white girls party hard.'
Micheal: 'MKGAY?'
James: 'Montclair Kimberley Academy students'
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Kimberley. Oh god where do I start. My sister is friends with a Kimberley and she lies and she pretends she has so many problems. If your a Kimberley and your like this STOP. You will end up having no friends or just fake friends.
Person : “kimberley said she is sick today
Other person : “ probably another lie
Person : “ agreed
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