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Darius: "Bro, where's the pizza? "
Keon: " Oh, I killed that"
by YTM_Facade May 12, 2019
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1. When somebody has physically been brought to death by another human
2. When somebody makes a joke so funny you might die.
3. When your urban dictionary post gets rejected so many times that you feel like youve been killed.
1. US Army soldiers have killed thousands of Nazis.
2. "I cracked so hard at that joke, I think he killed me."
3. I swear to god this submission hasn't made it in so many times that I probably should've killed myself.
by lilglock January 23, 2019
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An expression used when one has been smoking marajuana and is in the state before tweaking, and after toasty. Commonly used when a person's want to express that they can't smoke any more than they already have. When expressed the person is usually experiencing cotton mouth from a sensation known as "the munchies", and is experiencing an extreme urge to smile making them look similar to a person of Asian decent. After this statement is uttered a person is most likely to be found either eating, zoning out, sleeping, laughing uncontollably, watching television, or saying wierd shit.
Dude I can't take another hit, I'm killed.

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I was so killed last night that I ate two Chicken Cheese Steaks and fries while watching Donnie Darko.

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"Alright I admit it Sarah, I'm killed! K-I-L-L-E-D!"

by Gregory Hathaway December 08, 2007
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What anybody who types "it's not urban slang" as a reason for deleting a word from this dictionary should be.
some fag:"it's not urban slang"

everybody else:"you're dead motherfucker,DIEEE!!!!!!!!!"
by kill kill kill kill kill February 08, 2005
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