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When you wish to not be a living being any longer, Or just to fucking die.
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by explodoboy April 03, 2017
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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a term used to dignify the extreme urge for one to remove themself from a specific feeling or situation.
Jen: We have to go to class
Jack: Kill me now
by honeylulu October 29, 2007
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What you say when you look up normal things that turn into bad things. Basically anything on this website (urban dictionary)
by Urban dictionary police June 25, 2018
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an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one
my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now
by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009
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a term used by teenagers when they don't really want to die but don't want to have 3 exams in one week.
teacher: the exam will be next wednesday
Student: kill me
by koolcatSophiefan September 05, 2019
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