She is a crazy bitch that gets high when partying and drinking cola. She has the best friends that support her, and some toxic people in her life that she just doesn't care about. She likes the people who are trustworthy, and not complete ugly brats.
Kieron is so crazy i think i'm falling for her....
by yass queeennnnn January 08, 2020
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a person who has an uncanny likeness to the appearance of any member of the band OASIS.
"whoa mang that guy/girl is totally kieron!"
by erri-san September 08, 2006
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A lonely shell of a man, most likely bald or receding. Find him in his in his natural habitat in the corner of the club, his 1-inch wonder in hand, saggy hoody hanging off his shoulders, grinning with a white substance lightly tugging at his upper lip hair while staring at the smaller men in the club. If you are ever approached by a Classic Kieron, follow with caution, to avoid being kissed by his white sloppy lips, offer a cider, slide it over, slowly. And then run.

Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.
"Tom, there's a man over, I think he's touching his dick. He's staring at you."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"

"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."
by DaddyMagnumDong;) August 18, 2018
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Used to describe a rather large boisterous fella, with a likeness to Peter Griffin and a certain liking for mike and Ike’s. This person thinks they knows words but really they don’t and just look them up. Often they think they know it all but often they are just complete knob - jockeys.
Person 1 : That Kieron is a right Kieron Murphy isn’t he
Person 2: Agreed
by Big boi definer January 09, 2020
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He sucks dicks everyday. He’s known for having an average penis. He believes that he is a sex machine but he is.
Oh shit he’s a Kieron Tan
by Bogboy1234556 September 16, 2020
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