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An ultra simp who is a slut for jess walt and kissed her many times on her crusty toes. he dominates the dating industry after Big dick Dezza showed him the ropes to getting the unlimited amount to clunge known to man. his mother traverses by the gamer tag "milf jane" she is willing to give head to anybody that has a heart beat. he has aids which he got off eating an entire box of 24 wheetabix on tuesday afternoon. he eats poo freshly prepared from uncles bens arsehole. #milfjaneforlifer
i have met a kieran doggett, he is the greatest simp on the planet.
by darkfruitslord69 June 09, 2020
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Jul 27 Word of the Day
the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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