a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 27, 2006
Kidz Bop
by wassupbro1999 September 17, 2013
A collection of kids with absolutely no vocal training at all that have a 3 note range that censor out everything. And there "music videos" are just them running around a playground.
If you don't believe me listen to their cover of we belong together by Mariah Carey
If you don't believe me listen to their cover of we belong together by Mariah Carey
by ac130hgunr August 22, 2015
A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
by TheWorldShouldBeSimpler... December 26, 2019
Some freaking annoying "kids" singing crappy versions of amazing songs. Like, what the heck?! They edit the good appropriate example: instead of liquor in UF theysaid water >:( They are just annoying supid jerks!
by acur November 3, 2017
Compilation of popular songs that are song by bratty pricks who sound like they are on heroin. They take good songs, make shitty lyrics, and ruin the entire song in general. I have no idea who came up with this but they should burn in hell
by Jam00235 August 6, 2018
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