October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.
kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh
by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 07, 2021
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on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling
kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh
by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 07, 2021
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Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020
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Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..
by whatsmyname?idk April 13, 2018
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