National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

by Brown brown September 6, 2022

Beat a Fortnite Kid day

1st of November is the national beat a Fortnite Kid day.

At this day you can beat as many Fortnite Kids as you want.

It's 1st of November let's beat up Timmy the Fortnite Kid because its the national beat a Fortnite Kid day

by TTyler ll October 27, 2019

Touch The Kid Day

Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)

What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day

by MatayNwordDiggah March 26, 2020

Beat a Gacha kids day

on 30 October is Beat a Gacha kids day go beat up children :troll:

Friend 1: Its beat a Gacha kids day
Friend 2: already I'm hyped man

by ToshoPeshkata October 29, 2021

Beat A Emo Kid Day

Beat A Emo Kid Day is a day on the 7th
March in which you can Beat any emo kid.
and they CAN NOT fight back

Beat A Emo Kid Day

by Uridjxjwnxhsn March 6, 2022

Take your kid to work day

It is April 18th 2019 a day to enjoy some time with your dad or mom at work so enjoy having to do the fun things or the boring things just know it’s take your kid to work day

Mom: Hey want to go to work with me

Kid:why
Mom:because it’s take your kid to work day

by Halley rose April 18, 2019

national kiss a band kid day

girls who’ve been broken by baseball guys , this day is for u baby !! GO KISS A BAND KID BABY

omg today’s national kiss a band kid day , i can finally make dylan stop making out with his tuba and with me

by BROIDFK October 23, 2019