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Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.
Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.
by Skincane January 22, 2014
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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