I don't like it but because of gangland kidnapping I have 161 hospital admission, 922 gunshot wound, 5000 knifings, ,6.5m injections, 3 fires, 3 artillery shells fired, 9 cars stolen, and 67 people killed metaphorically and literally in trial by combat
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
When one has assembled trash bags, rope, and duct tape in the trunk of their car. This mag also be paired with a lead pipe, shovel, or other nefarious looking objects.
John: Hey, did you here what happened to Mark?
Ethan: Yeah, he's in custody because the cops found a kidnap kit in his car.
Ethan: Yeah, he's in custody because the cops found a kidnap kit in his car.
by Ethan Guts April 10, 2017
by Ride a cowboy November 15, 2019
"Hey (name) I'm talking/kidnapping you for the day! Don't worry I made sure you parents know! " this would be casual kidnapping
by hotarufire May 30, 2022
When a group of high school girl's arrange (usually) with the parents of a group of boys to burst into their respective bedrooms VERY early in the morning, surprising the guys, yanking them out of their beds and treat their "victims" (e.g. the guys) out to breakfast. The rule is the guys have to go pretty much as they're dressed. Time Frame: This happened to me in the early 1960's.
Half the fun is going from house to house and pulling, sometimes literally pulling, the boys out of their beds. Often, the first guys to be "kidnapped" join in the fun.
This takes a little planning since the girl's need to secretly talk to each of the boy's parents/guardians AND also make arrangements with the manager of the restaurant where the kidnap breakfast will take place.
Half the fun is going from house to house and pulling, sometimes literally pulling, the boys out of their beds. Often, the first guys to be "kidnapped" join in the fun.
This takes a little planning since the girl's need to secretly talk to each of the boy's parents/guardians AND also make arrangements with the manager of the restaurant where the kidnap breakfast will take place.
Jay was sound asleep when his girlfriend, Shauna, and a bunch of her girl friends burst into his room and began pulling him out of the bed by his feet. He was their first victim of their "Kidnap Breakfast." Jay didn't know what was happening and tried grabbing the front of his mattress while the group of ten screaming girls laughed, yelled and chanted, "Jay let go, Jay let go." When he finally the group of girls were led by his girlfriend––Jay gladly let go!
When the girl's––and Jay––invaded the house of their next victim, Michael, they found him asleep on the couch, his face to the cushions, in the front room. When the girls pulled back the blankets they were surprised to learn two things: it wasn't Michael sleeping on the couch but his cousin Trey and Trey likes to sleep in the buff. Needless to say, he was very excited to see a bunch of girls standing over him so early in the morning.
When the girl's––and Jay––invaded the house of their next victim, Michael, they found him asleep on the couch, his face to the cushions, in the front room. When the girls pulled back the blankets they were surprised to learn two things: it wasn't Michael sleeping on the couch but his cousin Trey and Trey likes to sleep in the buff. Needless to say, he was very excited to see a bunch of girls standing over him so early in the morning.
by Options Man October 24, 2013
To "Kidnap Our Plans" (Verb)
When you invite a group to come together for a special occasion or an event you planned, and then one or more of the people you invited shows up and tries to convince everyone to ditch the current plan in favor of what they really wanted to do instead.
When you invite a group to come together for a special occasion or an event you planned, and then one or more of the people you invited shows up and tries to convince everyone to ditch the current plan in favor of what they really wanted to do instead.
Example One:
"Hey everyone lets take a vote, who wants to eat at Applebee's instead of grilling hamburgers"? Hey man you accepted to join us and grill out, don't try to Kidnap our Plans to suit yourself".
Example Two:
Guy driving the car: "Golden Corral is gonna be a great buffet after all the moving we did today".
One of four people in backseat: "Oh hey I invited another friend and he doesn't like Golden Corral, so where are we gonna go instead guys"?
Guy driving the car: "Well I don't know where Y'ALL are going but I'M going to Golden Corral"!
One of four people in backseat: *Returns to the phone* Hey man the invite is a YES or NO, you won't be able to Kidnap our Plans.
"Hey everyone lets take a vote, who wants to eat at Applebee's instead of grilling hamburgers"? Hey man you accepted to join us and grill out, don't try to Kidnap our Plans to suit yourself".
Example Two:
Guy driving the car: "Golden Corral is gonna be a great buffet after all the moving we did today".
One of four people in backseat: "Oh hey I invited another friend and he doesn't like Golden Corral, so where are we gonna go instead guys"?
Guy driving the car: "Well I don't know where Y'ALL are going but I'M going to Golden Corral"!
One of four people in backseat: *Returns to the phone* Hey man the invite is a YES or NO, you won't be able to Kidnap our Plans.
by scruffmagruffcrimedog2017 July 3, 2017
by deepforce November 19, 2018