a wonderful uber service that is set out to find whomever you choose.

the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.
person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.
by mili geo bot and you July 9, 2018
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Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.
He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.
by Mamma Sackey January 31, 2012
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bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.
dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.
by ivandominguez January 28, 2011
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A strangely popular tag on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) with at least eighty works with it as a tag.
A kidnapping that is consensual; whether for sexual reasons or otherwise.
John: "Hey, I read a really funny fic on AO3 today!"
Amy: "Yeah? What were the tags?"
John: "One of them was 'Consensual Kidnapping' lmao"
by ASliceOfTea May 3, 2022
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A girl hot enough that you would kidnap her and take her away to a remote location and risk the potential legal ramifications if caught....
Damn, that stripper is smoking. She is kidnap quality.
by bbs21 July 14, 2011
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Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.
Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.
by Jesus983459038053904850 November 27, 2010
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When mainland Chinese security agents abduct those who publish or promote materials that depict China's communist leaders in a negative light, who are then detained without trial.
In the last two years, President Xi's agents had carried out a number of red kidnappings of booksellers in Hong Kong and Thailand, who didn't like the books they published about the Chinese government.
by MathPlus June 25, 2017
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