To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.

1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"

2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"

An unnecessary final blow. Being kicked while you're down.

1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically

Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.

When a girl kicks a guy in the dick like she is playing soccor.

An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.