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That annoying little Laotian fella who is Hank's neighbor on King of the Hill. He has a daughter, Khan junior, and a wife whose name escapes me at the moment.

Gahhhhh, Khan junior what you doing! That inbred hillbilly music designed so only people with six finger can play!

Khan's license plate says "King Khan".

So...you Chinese, or Japanese?
by mein name ist... August 28, 2006
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a person who is nice on the outside but is a bitch on the inside.
also word for female satient.
you have two names. your first names(persons name)and your second is khans
by joey chira January 19, 2009
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A jail toy. A person that tries to act gangster, can't be understood, and does not speak anwhere near decent English.
That person who tries to act all cool and "gangsta" at school is a khan.
by gangsterwangsterhater April 19, 2007
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Islamic terrorist, known to have ties with the leaders of numerous terror groups in the Middle East.

Best bomb builder/dealer.
Yo, I heard Khan has the best hook-ups for homemade bombs!
by NI G GA R November 18, 2016
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Khan is originally an Indian or Pakistani worker, or taxi driver in Arab nations, but is also a word used to describe an idiot, nub, or a looser.

also people who are sneaky are called khan's
"you spelled khan wrong you KHAN"

"stupid khan"

"What the Khan?"
by pezmo September 15, 2008
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Smallest dick in the world fat dumpling nugget on nicks whip sounds like a little bitch
Khan has a 0.0inch dick
by lamar ja May 26, 2019
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